Sorry you came all this way for just this text. It leaves me with a massive pressure to be worth the effort AND reduce the disappointment.....
I don't know if I can handle this........ maybe it would just be better to come back later when we're done? Please?..... ok, thank you... phew!
Ok, look... if you REEEEALLY need to get up in my grill or to know when I'm actually up and about (nice for your concern) you can go to:
my front of head book or my canary in the coalmine or my inner and outer ego shown off in it's extreme glory on this thing..